10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Why not, when some because there are three.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.