10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet