10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-