10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes