10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT