10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?