10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier