10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.