10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You have to piss with the dick you have