10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fold and live to fold again
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.