10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22