10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from