10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus