10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986