10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "No river, no fish."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.