10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "No river, no fish."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.