10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris