10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.