10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.