10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."