10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm