10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln