10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.