10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS