10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."