10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen