10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• It's Free To Fold...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.