10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."