10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.