10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is for loners.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--