10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"