10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves