10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22