10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek