10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth