10 Random Poker Quotes
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--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)