10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.