10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright