10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22