10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway