10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"