10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is for loners.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss