10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --