10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth