10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.