10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.