10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack