10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.