10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz