10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob